the definition of a couple..

What is the definition of a couple? In relationship terms? What would you tell them if someone asked you? Just a simple answer like "two people that are in a relationship"? Or would you tell them something much more awesome? That.. I'll leave to you to decide ^^

Anyways, one more school day until the 4-day weekend!! Hahaha.. I've seriously got to do some homework this weekend, gotta catch up and get ahead of the class in math.. Coz I'm getting screwed over right now, and that's not a good thing!

Johnny English 2 is coming out! I'm gonna watch it for sure! Haha.. Rowan Atkinson, what a funny kid =D

Alrighties getting told off by a certain somebody to go to sleep haha.. so yea.. Goodnight!

You and I, is the answer.

what a tiring day for my arms!

Had a good day? Coz I sure did =D heh heh heh.. xD secret secret mabes one day I'll let you know ^^.. Mmm so I think I'd rate today a 9.9/10 haha not 10/10 D: coz I hurt you >.< sorry! I didn't mean to!! Wow around half a month to our anniversary.. hmm.. what to do..what to do.. Oh I know what to do.. YOU!? Lol.. okay.. a bit too far >_< too far? too far inside? HAHHAHAA okies, I'll stop.. Was actually gonna keep going.. until I come.. WAHHH??? WTFF??? Ok! I'll actually stop now ^.^

Ahh.. School again tomorrow! I don't want to go.. It's a full day for me D: and I have english.. I hate it =_=" Seriously this english teacher sucks balls.. Not mine.. Obviously, she ain't touching my precious.. LOLOL oh man..

I'm actually doing math right now, I don't even know why I am.. I think it was coz my mom came home and I kept alt-tabbing from dota and pretending to do math haha.. Now I end up actually doing it.. Ohh man.. A few more weeks and no more year 12 lessons.. I guess that's when I have to hardcore math and catch up on everything that I've missed in those 4 frees that I'll have! xD Damn, can't wait.. Four frees, why even bother going to school!?

Anyways, I'll see if I can come Friday.. Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday!

how to sing dubstep...?

So I was playing dota on Friday night, as I normally do, this guy randomly says "Who wants to hear me sing dubstep?" and a few guys were like "yes please" so then this is how the dude sang dubstep to us.. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWUBWUBWUBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWUBWUBWUBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWUBWUBWUBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. Pretty good right? Haha.. I thought it was pretty funny anyway, that made my day ^^ See? You can learn quite a lot from dota haha..

Next week we have a three day school week =D Tuesday we have interviews, Friday we have student free day then the Monday after that we have show day, how awesome right? I'm gonna get sooooo slack.. I'm slack enough already haha, got a math test the coming Monday and what am I doing? Gaming and blogging haha.. very smart Ian, very smart.. Meh, Tuesday is coming up, no school =D well except for the 5 or 10 min interview with teacher, it's kinda stupid now they try force you to pick the right subjects for your 'pathway'.. But I don't even know what I'm going to do yet! I'm gonna choose depending on my ATAR score lmao.. Oh well, after the interview gonna go have some fun!

It's pretty catchy right? His other songs are also good haha, the 'Everyday Normal Guy/Crew' are good too xD.. some of the lyrics are somehow disturbing, but it's funny so..whatever! I think he'll probably be one of my favorite artists =D He's quite sexist to females.. so if you're a girl, mabes don't listen to some of his songs about genitals..

sigh..

How did a day like this manage to end like this? Why do I always end up making you cry? Fuck you Ian.. Seriously, fucking faggot.. Fucking fucking idiot, motherfucking idiot Ian.. Fucking retarded piece of shit you are Ian Wong.. You deserve to fail..in life..

Happy Birthday Babyface!

Had a dream, I was king

I woke up, still a king.

- Eminem

Happy Birthday Vincent BUUIIIII!!! Better show up to soccer this week you retard! But I might not be going though my bad >.< Hope you liked the cake, but I still think we should have gotten the lemon one xD but the top of it wasn't looking nice, so we got the tiramisu haha..

My mind has been so busy lately, about things happening in my relationship or relationshit as Eminem would call it.. and fyi no my relationship isn't shit haha it's the good stuff I'm thinking about not bad just incase you were wondering =D.. Can't even concentrate on studying these few days. Specialist math test tomorrow! I'll start the studying soon, but I'm screwed for that topic already coz I was not there for like half the lessons on the topic with badminton and being sick and stuff like that ^^..

So today on my way home I was driving in the backstreets so I didn't have to get stuck in the traffic, and going my usual way, the street was blocked in the morning for a good reason though I found out.. they redid the street, and man.. once my car was on the new pavement. I jizzed. The feeling of a new road is soooooo smooth just like you =D Made me jizz, seriously it was soooooo sexy man. I actually did a U-turn and went back on the same road just for the fun of it haha, yea a waste of petrol I know.. but if you were there, you would have done it too!

And you woman.. Better get outta work on saturday =] then it shall be a good day haha if not..then I'll be stuck at home waiting for dota 2 haha.. Oh yea for you peoples who don't know.. go to www.gosugamers.net to watch dota 2 tournament, it's got a 1million prize pot. Crazy right!?

3 weeks to go...

So you ask.. What's happening in 3 weeks? HAHA Wouldn't YOU want to KNOW??? xD too bad.. that's for me to know and you to find out!! Mmm lol jokes.. In 3 weeks, I'll have a four day weekend!! woot woot xD Show day and student free day heh heh heh.. Shall be a good weekend!! Unless the math teachers set some ridiculous homework LOL!!

I got my math specialist assignment!? It's the last one for the year xD Damn.. So good, but then the bad thing is that I got to study for a test at the same time!! How bad is that right? And I missed a math studies lesson coz I was sick haha yea I'm such a weak kid, I go home if I feel sick.. Lol, it's just because I wanted to get well before today haha xD and I succeeded =D as I usually do anyway xD..

Thanks for today baby! Had fun haha xD hope you did too xD Although you DID complain about me torturing you? Lol my bad! XD but it was funny haha xD.. Not bad movie right? My aunty asked me to download and watch it haha..

Alrighties, that's all for today you stalkers!

Happy 53th Birthday!

Hey! Someone's an old man today! Hahaha xD Happy Birthday Dad! Sorry your present is not crunchy enough and is softer than normal, probs coz I left it in the car all day =D.. hehe all day.. what was I do eh? Wouldn't you want to know?!

so many birthdays~!

Today.. Happy Birthday to Phil Wong and Miss Adelaide Bower!! Four birthdays in the last three days, that's pretty extreme right? I think it is anyway xD

Hmm, you never blog anymore! Not pushing you to blog or anything lol. Coz if I do, then the blog won't be from the heart and then it'll be shit haha xD Well I guess it's a good thing though, that means you don't have any shit feelings right? Or are you just keeping them up inside you? If you are, you should talk to me in person then if you don't want other people reading about it on your blog.

Pumped to kick some badminton ass tomorrow at Open Boys Knockout ^^ Mabes I should go full out and try to rape them 21-1 or something haha =D will be funny XD unfortunately we got some shit player on the team who I had to choose because he was just too crazy about it lol, he keeps going to the sport coordinator and asking when it is haha. Even the sports coordinator was like "Man, Robert is driving nuts!" so funny haha xD

So hard to type this post, if you haven't realised yet, I didn't use any of my two full-stop things haha!! Not that I'm stopping or anything, I'm just experimenting haha =D Damnit I miss that full-stop thing haha I love it so much! xD

year 12...?

Recognize this tree?

Man..this is so gay.. I will have completed half of year 12 by the end of this year.. Right now I feel like a year 12 anyway lol I feel like I'm almost done with school =D but no.. I still got next year to do some MORE year 12 subjects.. Such bullshit right? I know man.. It's ridiculous.. I wish I have just done year 12 this year.. I reckon I can do it anyway, how hard can it be right? Watching them graduate and knowing that I have one more year to go REALLY sucks, it sucks balls. Hairy balls..eww.. That's disgusting lol.. I really can't be stuffed to do year 12 next year, I think they should just give me an ATAR and I'll start uni lol..

Anyways enough complaining ahha.. My aunty from America came over =D LOTS and LOTS of chocolate ahha.. damnit.. I'm getting so many pimples it's not funny, my face is like..like..like..pimples everywhere O_O lol you get what I mean T__T no cereal though.. I was so sad when she said she didn't bring cereal T__T

Been so slack lately with my math.. I think it's coz I got my report back and I'm getting a 19 for studies and 17 for specs.. shiet I need to start working to get 20 =D but then I already set my goal as getting 18 or higher and I won't repeat lol.. I really want to get tutoring for my math, but I also can't be stuffed and it's a bit late isn't it? xD this is last term before exams haha.. I'm slacking so much in year 11 subjects it's not funny..  I rock up to class and there's a test I don't even know about or like teacher says there's an assignment due tomorrow that I haven't even looked at ^__^

Mmm.. now I'm getting pissed off at him.. Can't he even do anything simple to show that he cares? =.= his excuses are ridiculous as well.. for f*** sakes, it's pissing me off that you're getting hurt like this.. but what can I do? lol I don't even know him that well, mabes you should get someone close to him to talk to him la! I'll always be here for you to talk to you know ^^ even at 3 in the morning =]

Alrightie.. Well that's a long post than the ones before haha.. Cya later! Alligator!

Do you lo? Johnny Lo?

If you didn't understand the title it's.. "Do you know? Johnny Lo?" That's the fob way for saying "know" haha xD.. Anyways.. Happy Birthday Johnny Lo! Lol yea.. my bro forgot about your birthday dinner HAHAHA.. 21 so old =D

Happy 18th Birthday 楊珺雯~!

Yo happy birthday =D.. had a shit day right? I'm sorry D: Well at least have fun tonight yeah? Don't drink too much though, it's not sexy at all lol xD.. Big girl now.. Can legally drink and buy drinks =D so better get some for me right? Haha..jokes.. I don't hang out with you peoples..*sigh* so loner.. no friends D= The things I do for you..and what do I get in return? "...I'd hate to teach a prick like you!" I hope you liked your presents haha xD Not that great right? haha well at least I put some thought and time into them ^^ and it came from the heart.. that's all that matters yea? =D

Dinner timess cya later!! Woah..all my posts have been short ahha.. LIKE JAMION'S DICK LOLOLOL

teen dating abuse..

So.. that's what we had to learn about in homegroup today xD.. and I could relate to it so much.. I get abused so much from my evil half.. and as the people said, it's embarrassing for a guy to tell other people that he is getting abused by the girl, and people will laugh. Well here I am, I'm being abused by my girlfriend, so much.. lol I'm joking..OR AM I???