Om nom nom..

So yea.. Was in shower just then =D haha xD kinky mind yo! Anyways I was thinking.. I bitch about so many people at school, I wonder how many people bitch about me? Since I ain't that good friends with all of them and I guess I'm pretty retarded lol.. Not many people will like my personality so yea, probs everyone bitches about me ahah xD..

Oh oh..you squeeze the shampoo into your right hand yea? Anyways I got some right, and I was pretty tired and was just bobbing around in the shower and the shampoo slipped outta my hand! But my superhuman reflexes of my left arm (and hand) just quicky put the bottle of shampoo back into its place then caught the dropping shampoo jelly! I surprised myself with my reaction haha xD.. Must not waste that shampoo!

Had a good talking about really manly stuff with my friend today.. Learned some new stuff, and that stuff woulda been really awkward to talk about between two people usually, but then I dunno.. it was just curiousity you know? haha anyways thanks for sharing yo! I got some more questions to ask btw..but now I've forgotten.. Shoulda wrote them down somewhere, but it'll be retarded if my family sees it though hahah xD.

Got some good Tinie Tempah songs last night.. Ahh.. "last night" that just reminds me of the days when I used to say "yesterday night" haha remember? Mabes not, but I do.. Good times.. Mmm.. These past few years have been quite the "life-changing" for me you can say. Learned alot from other people, relationships, school, etc. The good times and the bad, I wished I had this blog earlier then I wouldn't have to forget some memories that I have coz I'm a little goldfish yo! Wished I could go back to some of those times and just relive the moments and make it more worth it. So I guess now I'm gonna have to live my life to the max and not care what anyone thinks about me! You wanna slap me? Go for it! Don't even wait for a chance, just walk up to me and BAM make love to it. LOL haha.. That was funny eh?

 Well I have a friend who wants me to put a screen cover onto her iTouch for her right, but she won't even gimme the password haha.. So now it's effed up lol! Not my fault yo! I thought it would just keep locking for a longer period of time like the iPhone. Too bad too sad!

So I, being obedient, connected it to iTunes.

Then it gave me this...

HAHAHAHAA.. Sorry bra!

For my lady: If you don't want to then just say so okay? There's no need to make excuses!

Mystery penis and Humming.

So yea.. Haven't watched mychonny in a LONG time, and Li Yen asked me to watch it haha xD. Pretty funny, the mystery penis and and humming I liked the best ^^

Enjoy!

...sigh...

Man.. am I getting shitter and shitter at badminton? or is everyone around me just getting super pro? The dude said, "It's not worth going through the tournament without getting a medal." hmm okay..but playing with you..if I don't get a medal then I can just quit badminton for life seriously.. "Okay..so now I am going to announce the team for the U19 to go away to blah blah blah in New South Wales.. I'll start with the guys.. It was a really hard choice, and if you didn't get in feel free to come and speak to me.. Okay so the guys are.. Teng Wei Khoo.. Jamion Ou.. Alistair McCann.. Daniel Reed.............. Ian Wong" Bra.. You wanna die don't ya? okay maybe the last pause wasn't that long..but still..you really have to call me last? Faggot =.= you knew I was super worried already jeez.. Congratz Jamion! Your first medal!

Hmm..so I'm in team nows..I think I'm gonna be playing three.. or maybe four lol.. Now I actually might start exercising seeing that I'm so unfit.. then if I'm fitting that means I can train better right? Yea I'm right.. I always am.. lol I kid I kid.. I'm never right according to my family..mehhh.. Training tomorrow? Yes or no? Go and do your study!

I'm sorry I played so shit.. Somehow we lost to them.. that's bullshit. Aiishhh.. Well that's gay.. Last tournament together and no medal. Fudge me.. Well now we gotta wait for nationals right? That seems so far away.. Is it on my birthday? It is, isn't it? I'm gonna start going for runs in city on the path that we used to go to and see other people run and ride..you know? Wanna join me?

Lol "Draft saved at 21:12" haha pretty cool right? That reminds me, I've been signing in and out of school at pretty awesome foursome times!

Hmm.. Just downloaded some Taylor Swift songs haha.. My friend is super obsessed with her haha.. His wallpaper on his computer is her..sigh.. haha that's true love.. LOL jokes.. Just coz you're not on my wallpaper xD coz you'd never take a picture me anyway..coz I too ugly..you scared you're camera will break..hmm why am I paying out myself oO..

Anyways time for some studying now since little kids at badminton making so much noise I cant study..

Listen to 0:49, 1:05, 1:41, 1:57, 2:13, and 3:02

I rest my case.



Alfa Romeeo! Romeeo & Julliet =D

Wish me luck bra!

Soccer game tomorrow and U19 tournament..if I don't do well, I won't get into team D: So yea make sure you wish me luck okies? =D.. Wow so productive today ^^ Got all my physics questions finished.. Now math studies test on Monday.. It's on chapter 5 haha..wanna help me study? xD..

HEY NOOB!! STOP CRYING LIKE A CRY BABY!! Smile =D

Just another guy who goes to Glenunga...

As the title says..I'm jst another guy who studies at Glenunga..yea..Just walk by..not notice me that's okay I don't mind.. I don't expect you to notice a random guy just sitting at a table waiting for someone. But I expected you to keep your promise, and you didn't..you didn't even try to keep it.

Some retard, right after training when they shoot some shots before the coach packs up the balls, smashes the ball at me when he was two metres in front of me..which idiot does that! So now they don't have am awesome keeper for their game on Saturday and if we lose, we can all blame it on him. I swear I'm lucky that my finger isn't fractured or anything although I tricked a couple of people that it was =]..

Hopefully my finger well be okay enough to play my badminton tournament..if it's not..then I'm screwed..this is the last time I'm going to try out for state team unless we get fun people to go with next year and a good coach. So yea wish me luck for it ^_^

Ahhh me friend had a car crash today D: damn..write off has well..lucky no one was hurt though not even her. Good airbag =] Anyways to that friend! It's just a lesson you gotta learn the hard way! Builds you to be a better driver =] You lo what I'm talking about?

So..no school tomorrow, well today if you wanna be technical! Pupil free day =] hmm I have three choices; stay hame game and study, or go out to library and study, or go out and watch a movie. I wanna watch sourcecode, but I don't have momey to spare. That sucks...

Saturday - Home game 9:45am kickoff - Be there!

Fob people these days..



I think you lo who I'm talking about! Learn to speak english!or should I say..engrish..but that makes me sound like a faggot from my school.. You lo what? I think I can give you lessons on how to speak english =D for free as well!

I'm such a nice person!!

Ahh... haircut today =D mmm I think the dude got a little pissed at me lol..just coz he doesn't speak ANY english at all and I don't speak mandarin haha xD so some other guy had to translate to him! Well after he thought he was finished..it was still too long and thick lol man you're so sick minded..LOL..anyways yea so when I told him to cut it even thinner and a little shorter.. He got a little annoyed I think, coz my hair is too thick and coarse lol xD.. Mmm.. bought some kopiko today..someone reminded me of how awesome they are haha xD thanks to that somebowdyyy haha..

So you may ask.. How is Ian Wong a nice person? Well I'll tell you my cool story =D After I got me haircut I sat down at the bus stop waiting for the bus right, and this guy was sick and coughing to I searched my bag and found a strepsil and offered it to him but he was like "Haha nah it's alright mate!" and he kept smiling to himself haha I guess I made his day! And then 5mins later an old couple comes along to the bus stop and the granny sits down then the grandpa comes a little later and there were no seats left so I got up and gave the seat for him! I had to stand AND hold my box of Mi Goreng.. Multitasking to the max yea? xD..

THEN on the bus this girl sat next to me..I gotta admit, she was pretty hot haha xD..anyways lol she left her phone at home and needed to text her "babe" haha xD.. Yea so I let her use my phone to text and then just talked about some random stuff..then I realise that she didn't tell her boyfriend or whoever that it was her so then she had to text again haha and once again I let her borrow my phone haha..if you wanted to know..her name was Niniva.. pretty cool name right? But people call her Nin for short but she wants to change coz Nin was too childish haha.. Pretty cool day I guess =D

So yea..I bet when I finished my story you were like "Cool story bra!" xD..you know why I'm blogging? Two reasons. One, my friend was begging me to blog about my awesome life coz I haven’t blogged since the 18th.. and second, my sister is uploading a video so the internet is lagging my Team Fortress 2 game. Oohhhh man,, I shouldn't be gaming o_O oh well.. I'll game maybe tonight after I do some Math Specialist and my English assignment. Or I could just game now..haha..

Tournament this weekend =D and soccer too! I'm gna be playing on field this time not just keeper coz I don't wanna get hurt before the tournament so yea.. Oh.. and I wrapped up a pro present for Lotus.. she's gonna LOVE it haha..I wonder what she's gonna say.. She's gonna be so happy hahaha..Ohhh I'm such a nice guy right? =D

Ps. Sorry baby! I was going to bus with you but..mom begged me to get a haircut haha xD.. I'll bus tomorrow yea? Spend some quality with me laddyyy =D hahah >.<

18th May 2011

Sooo today is my bro's birthday! But I already made a post for him..kinda..so I'll leave that out.

Sup? Mmm yea I just like staring at you? Is that not okay? I always look and wonder how there is this pretty girl next to me, in my car, on the bus, on the street yea you get the idea ^^..on my bed..WHHEEEYYYYYYY xD ohh that's funny ^^..

Math DI due on Friday..FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! right...haha yea I'm screwed man.. I don't know how to put my results into a table D: gee gee? Oh oh! No I wasn't having orgasm you sick mind =_=.. I got 47/51 for my chemistry test! 92% not bad right? Soccer tomorrow finally get to be keeper heh heh heh..no work tomorrow as well, since my bro don't mind to fill in for me so I can do my assignment and get awesome job then I can take care of him haha =D

Anyways back to math DI now cya!

To whom it may concern (who else?): Happy Eight Months!

Totes magotes!

Helloo ^^

Tomorrow is my brother's 20th birthday so today I decided to go and get him a present and on the way there I 'bumped' into a friend and we went to get the present together..hahaha..bumped..reminds me of the awesome bitch session I had with my friend this morning xD.. anyways back on topic..we walked and walked and walked and finally got to MSY..dude seriously.. it was so far away man.. I bought the computer mouse/mice/mouses for him. It's pretty cool, I opened it before I gave it to him though to 'make sure it works' ^^

Now it's hidden behind his laptop screen..I hope he doesn't find it before he turns on his computer coz I spammed his desktop with a file telling him to check behind his screen =D Pretty cool right? haha..I also wrote him an AWESOMEE birthday card with a piece of paper which surprisingly had a photocopy of his passport haha.. I actually can't believe I spent that much effort to make his birthday present that awesome o.O

The mouse is nice right? xD so is the birthday card =D Oh I also opened the Toblerone&on&on&on&on&on&on&... that my mom bought coz I finally took a picture of it haha..In that time it had done three biology pracs =O I opened it and it became THREE Toblerones! Get it...?

Hmm..there seems to be a little pig creeping around the back of my photos.. So yea.. I moved my computer into my room haha..and of course my sister being my sister started raging at me as soon as she walked into the house and until she went out to zumba class she didn't stop. Meh.. I texted mom that I did and she didn't text back so too bad too sad =D It's staying in my room haha ^^ I got more space to work now anyway since the table I used before was TINY..no, not like my dick..stop thinking that okay? You're so sick minded =P

Totes magotes.. I can't stop imagining you saying the stupid little stuff that you say nowadays..

Btw! Smokescreen - John O'Callaghan awesome song ^^

What the hell!?!?

Seriously what the hell is my mom's problem, she thinks she can jst go and shout at everyone in the house, especially me, and me being me obviously I shout back. Then she goes into her room and cries for like 2hrs and in that two hours I get two thousand times the shouting from my dad and ister, and the whole thing is my fault obviously and Mom never does anything wrong at all.. yea.. NO, FUCK YOU MOM..

Lovin the picture yeah?

Anyways lost my game on Saturday, you know why? It's coz you didn'y show up at my game =_= Otherwise I woulda kicked ass so bad.. Next game I'm gonna be keeper and be fly like a g6 heh heh heh.. Well didn't get to see you on Saturday that sucked so bad.. I'll see you tomorrow yea? I should..unless..you decide to be gay.. I miss you soooo much.. If I don't see you tomorrow.. I might die =O

No appetite for dinner tonight now after I got all that shit from them.. Gonna move my computer into my room on Tuesday xD that's when no one is home haha ^.^ Supposed to be doing math nows, but.. had to get that crap outta my bowdy so yea.. Oooo actually shower time ^^ time to suit up =D *opens closet and chooses birthday suit* Oooo this is hot stuff right here =D heh heh heh..no I'm not gay == I'm just awesome like this..

Talk to you later bra!

Excuse me.

But I might drink a little more than I should, tonight

And I might take you home with me if I could, tonight

And Imma make you feel so good, tonight

Cause we might not get tomorrow.



Love the lyrics ye? =D Quick post before I go to work lor.. Soccer training =D playing this Saturday at Rostrevor College! Come watch me yea? ^.^ It's the oval on Kintyre Road and Glen Stuart Road, starts at 8:15am see ya there xD.

Nearly crashed today..freaking raining. I was turning out from a small street into Fullarton Road right.. There was a gap for me to go out so I stepped on accelerator and the back wheels started spinning but my car literally moved like 3cm =_=.. So then I got scared and like floored the accelerator then I got out ^^. Freaking close man.. The cars wouldn't have been able to stop in time to not hit me lmao haha..

Not a depressed post today ^^ for once lmao.. I wonder why.. probs coz I had fun in soccer practice haha although I didn't get to be keeper..

Well then! Seeya on Saturday yea? Remember! 8:15am Rostrever College the oval next to Kintyre Road and Glen Stuart Road! If you don't come, I'm going to be sad.. Yes, you better come =D I know you're reading this!

Welcome Back

Yeah.. Haven't posted in a while. So I'll catch it up a little, well... my term 1 holidays were pretty crap, stayed home and just gamed and watched movies everyday until I got sick around the middle of the second week of holidays. Only went out to go to a friend's place for her early birthday party all the way at OAKDEN man..so far.. and I didn't even get dinner how gay, but the lunch was nice though tasted pretty good.

Wow crap.. 11th April was the last time I blogged hahaha.. Damn I've gotten lazy, it's okay though. Not like people are gonna read my crap anyways, only me. I bought a neocube from eBay! Pretty cool except it pissed me off so much when I couldn't make it into a cube haha.. Man..after watching the Party Rock Anthem MV I wished I could do the thing the robot does lmao..she/he does it at 5:33 and 5:42.. It's so awesome =D I MUST LEARN IT!!!!

Lol.. I just wondered off and forgot about the blog >.<.. yeah.. I've got goldfish memory ^^ It's pretty good, it's my excuse for a lot of things. Unfortunately it never works on my parents D= I've still got my cough, it's so gayy.. I can't eat the Haigh's chocolate that a customer bought for my dad T__T

My little friend went on holiday to Malaysia right..and she came back and there were like heaps of photos of her holiday in Malaysia..damn..it looked so fun..now I wanna go back to HK and be a real tourist =D take pics EVERYWHERE.. Hopefully at the end of this year I'll get to go ^^

Oh yeah.. I'm now officially starting my nerd time O_O

Cya BRA~!

PS. Not the women "bra" and bro "bra" o_O..hmm..as in like.. bra = bro you know? Now you do ^.^